Saturday, May 29, 2010

We had a sensationally successful passport launch last Saturday, but you already know that, because you were there.

I think everyone I have ever known came. I was truly overwhelmed. I had no idea that many people would actually show up. True I invited everyone I knew, but to have them actually show up was amazing.

I had a few aunts and uncles who drove for over an hour to be there. Not to mention my WW leaders, peeps from the paper, and old college roomies, and neighbors you guys all rock.
You are all Brett Michaels in my mind. I was sincerely touched by the effort so many of you made to be there and I know there were more who wanted to come and couldn’t make it.

Special thanks to Seagull Book--South Jordan for hosting the event and giving 20 percent off.
When all was said and done we sold close to 150 passports. There were 300 in the store and I was hoping to sell them all, but I think that may have been an unrealistic expectation because the registers for two solid hour were constantly ringing.

Also a big kiss to Robert, Darla and Gabriela who worked with Orson Gygi to bring our white chocolate temples. They were a big hit. Huge. They were a fun thing to have.

We signed so many copies of the passport that my hand ached afterward.
I found these supercool metallic sharpie markers and they worked very well.

Curtis and Kelly were more than gracious to put up with all the attention and sign all the passports. Thanks guys, I know that hundreds of people wanting your signature is not exactly your cup of tea. You both did great.

At one point we had all of team Temple Passport in the store, meaning Steve and Kelly along with Misty and Megan who providing a lot of insight and both an expertise in English they did a lot of editing for us.

I am so grateful so many people were willing to help me bring this idea into a reality.


Also special thanks to Charlie Sokol who bought more than a few to give to his pharmacy patients. Due to HIPPA he can’t reveal who they are, but I do know this much. He works at the Salt Lake Clinic and sees people whom we watch over a two-day conference each April and October. He reported to me last night that he has already placed one copy with a prominent wife of one of the 12. Exciting. Thanks Charlie.

All in all, I couldn’t have been more pleased. Thank you everyone for making us feel supported and loved. Also thanks for buying passports. Tell your friends.

If you were unable to attend the launch party feel free to browse on Deseretbook.com, you can view it and purchase it there, or visit your neighborhood Seagull Book or Deseret Book retail stores. If they don’t have it, ask for it and it’s likely they’ll start carrying it when they see the demand. These things are hot!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Did you laugh when I got sprayed by a skunk?

Hey everyone, remember that time I got sprayed by a skunk? If you missed it, click here. Well anyway...in an act of desperation I am asking to cash in on those laughs.

Steve's donors have finally stepped up in a big way. He is now ahead of me in the fund raising game for our bike races. He is only $30 dollars away from his goal and I am $40 away from hitting my goal.

I ask all of you who enjoyed reading and re-reading my unfortunate encounter with a skunk to consider a small donation to my bike race. All I really need is $10 from 4 people, or $20 from 2 people.

I have no doubt that Steve will have earned all his money by the end of today. Please help. It's super quick and easy to donate. Make it happen by clicking here!

Thank you to everyone who has already supported me, and thanks to those who are even considering it.

Monday, May 24, 2010

A how-to guide on getting glass shards out of a two-year-old’s hair

So I am in RS conducting the meeting when they nursery teachers bring in my Sunny Bunny. Obviously there was some trouble. I assumed it was a dirty diaper or a runny nose or worst-case…barf. But I was wrong. Barf was not worst case.

Worst case is actually when the window in the nursery room randomly falls out of the frame and breaks over the top of the nursery leaders head and showers the nursery kids with glass and your sweet sweet daughter is covered with thousands of tiny glass shards.

I had no idea what to do. It looked like someone had thrown a hand-full of rock salt in her hair. I started by taking her outside and carefully sliding her piggies and bows out of her hair, turning her upside down and gently shaking her. It was somewhat effective, but still left her head sparkling in the sunlight with all the microscopic glass pieces in her hair.

Another mom was outside with me picking glass out of her son’s hair and she mentioned she was thinking of taking him home and vacuuming his head. Then I noted there were vacuums inside and we both went in to vacuum our kid’s heads.
It was much more effective than the shaking we had done before. Sunny was a real trooper and didn’t cry much. She just kept looking at me and saying…“ I must be clean huh mom?”

After three vacuum sessions the only glass left were the microscopic pieces that were stuck to her scalp from natural oils and sweat. I was so freaked out about how I was going to get those out without giving her 10,000 tiny glass sliver cuts that I started to cry.

They also told me some of the kids had glass inside their clothes, so I removed them right there in the hall. Stripped her buck naked. Poor girl.

Steve found me at this point and we took her home and called the ER to see if they had any recommendations. They told us to ever so gently shampoo her hair and comb it out while it was soapy. So we laid her on the kitchen counter hanging her head over the sink and started shampooing and combing. She screamed through the whole thing saying again…“I must be clean momma!”

We blew her hair dry and took her back outside to see if the sunlight would still reflect glass pieces in her hair. It didn’t.

And that my friends is how to get glass shards out of your child’s hair. Shake, vacuum, shampoo.

Monday, May 17, 2010

The Utah Temple Passport--Wherever fine LDS products are sold


If you’re wondering what I have been doing for the last year….here it is.

This is the Utah Temple Passport—Tour Guide. I believe I have blogged about it once or twice, but in case you don’t know about it, I’ll tell you.

About a year ago during a casual conversation Steve mentioned how his little sister Hayley who was endowed that day would likely be filling her Temple Passport pretty fast because she married an awesome straight-arrow guy. After he said the words I recalled an idea that I’d had years ago, and poof, there it was. It all came to me in one thought, and I knew I had to find a way make this idea a reality.

My hope was to create a classic and fun memento that Latter-day Saints could use to create lasting memories involving their Temple Visits. I have a USA Sticker Passport I used in college to log and remember all the road trips that I have taken through different states with my friends. I think it was intended for kids but I love it and still have and still treasure this sticker passport dearly. I love to flip through it and reminisce about my trips.

A week or so after Steve’s comment about his sister which triggered my thought, I paid a visit to my friend Curtis who among other things is an extremely talented graphic artist. I explained to him my thoughts and asked him if he wanted to help me. We decided to be equal partners on this project. He and his beautiful wife were just as enthusiastic as Steve and I so we shook on it and began our journey together.

I gave him some descriptions of what it looked like in my head and he took my imagery and produced some incredible designs almost immediately. His designs were exactly what I had wanted, only better.

Curtis presented me with some Temple seals after just a few days. They were so professional, polished and perfect. It was then that I realized that we really had something, and that we would be successful.

My part was to collect data and information about each Temple and write a 150 word bio of interesting and little known facts about each temple. Steve was my inner voice through this process providing valuable insight, direction and praise (which I need to feed my ego).

Together Steve and I researched Temples using various resources including the Church News, The Church Almanac, and a few other books we found written about temples. We also visited BYU professor of religion Richard O. Cowan, who teaches the Temples religion classes. He was a very valuable resource that gave us many ideas of places we could look to gather information.

During the writing process we learned SO much about our temples. I was struck by the blood sweat and tears involved in the construction of these temples. I wept while sitting at my kitchen table as I read about the sacrifices that so many early saints made for construction of these temples. One man who lived in Brigham City walked up and over the mountain to work on the Logan temple every day for more than a decade. We think that attending the temple monthly is an amazing feat. Their dedication in building temples was simply incredible.

For months we researched, wrote, edited and re-wrote these little temple facts descriptions. Once we got to a place where we were satisfied, I e-mailed them to the biggest word nerd I know, my BFF growing up Misty. She edited them and gave me her insight about changes to make and how to improve them. In addition Kelly’s sister Meegan who has a degree in English edited the content and provided valuable insight and edits.

I am extremely proud of the textual content. I think it is interesting, intriguing, and educational. My hope is that everyone who uses the passport will feel the same way.

Writing and compiling the text was a long and at times tedious process, but all the while Curtis was working on the seals and layouts and they looked so good. His designs kept me motivated to keep going.

Once we had all the content, seals and the layouts, Curtis had our first prototype printed up. It looked amazing! Once we had the hard copy, we noticed right away some things to change and we began the revision process which went lightning fast compared to the compilation process.

When all was said and done we had a beautiful beautiful beautiful Temple Passport that looked exactly like the one that popped into my head originally, only better and more refined.

We showed our prototype to a former Vice President of Deseret Book who lives in my parents ward. He was very generous to offer his thought and insight to us. His words when he saw the passport were… “It’s cute, I don’t see any reasons why this couldn’t be published.”

He gave us some really important advice about the what to expect from the publishing industry and how to be successful in getting our book published avoiding contract pitfalls that many first-time authors fall into.

I contacted Cedar Fort Publishing first by phone to see if I could find out how best to submit my work and see if they were interested at all in it. I spoke to Jennifer Fielding their acquisitions editor. She was helpful and realistic. She told me that many people have the same ideas and the good ones usually have already been published. My stomach sunk when she told me that.

I told her about my idea right then, I had to know if they had already seen a million temple passports. She responded very eagerly by saying she had never seen or heard anything like that before and that she was very eager to see it. I personally dropped the passport off at their office in Springville just days after that conversation.

Steve drove me down and took this picture of me walking it in to their office.

Then started the waiting game. Jennifer Fielding told me It would probably only take a week or two for them to make a decision about the passport because it was so small and quick to read through. Three or four weeks then passed. We started to get very nervous. I finally got an e-mail saying they were interested and wanted to pursue a contract.

We were ecstatic! We were assigned to work with another editor at that point. At that point communications with Cedar Fort to be very slow and quite frustrating. I was very irritated with this editor, but…you know…you can’t bite the hand that feeds you.

Because things were moving so slow with Cedar Fort, we ended up submitting the passport to Deseret Book for consideration.
They passed. What were you thinking DB? This thing is going to be HUGE!

Anyway…to make a long story short…that editor we were working with got fired and we resumed working with my original contact Jennifer Fielding, who is wonderful. We sorted out our contract details and signed! It was a very exciting day!

Here is Curtis and I signing the contract together.

It took many months of our publishing experts working with vendors in China to actually manufacture the booklet. We hit several snags including Chinese New Year which apparently shuts down all the factories in China for an entire month. Really. Then, shipping the passports out of the China we hit more snags. Chinese customs refused to allow the passports to ship because they were concerned they would be used for missionary work in China.

Cedar Fort has someone named Jane on their staff who is from China. She called customs to explain what they were and that they were all coming to the US and they were all paid for, but she was unsuccessful at getting them out of Chinese limbo. In a clever thought, Jane called the mission home in Hong Kong who either paid a visit to or called Chinese customs and was able convince them to ship the books.

So here we are on the day they arrived. What a day.

Here is Jennifer, Jane and me celebrating their arrival.

Here I am leaving with 20 copies of the Passport. (I'm a dork for taking these pictures, I know.)

I arranged to have a release party at Seagull Book convincing the manager there that I could fill the store with people willing to buy the book at a time when otherwise the store would be empty. I was very happy when she along with their corporate offices agreed to host the party.

So in case you haven’t already heard, we are celebrating the release of our work at Seagull Book at The District in South Jordan on Saturday May 22 from 4 to 6p.m. You are cordially invited to attend. I am hoping to sell all three hundred copies they ordered for the release. There will be cookies.

This process has been a joy to be a part of. I have worked hard and learned a lot. About Curtis, I must say he is an artistic genius. The passport looks amazing because of him. I appreciate his time, talent and patience especially since he hasn’t gotten a dime for all his hard work. Kelly has been a wonderful resource in all this too offering her insight and opinion has improved the look and feel of the passport. Both her and Steve were an integral part of bringing the passport to life. Saying thank you for all their hard work is just not enough, but I’ll say it anyway.

THANK YOU

I hope to see all of you at the open house!

If you are unable to attend you can purchase your own Utah Temple Passport Here

Monday, May 10, 2010

Take That Neighborhood Pirates! I'm on to you!

Well you sucked two and a half hours of my life away (and by my life I mean Steve’s) but you can’t hold this girl down.

Thanks to you whomever you are (and it’s one of my neighbors who lives EXTREMELY close to me) QWEST shut my internet off for most the day because someone stole my wireless network to download copy written materials specifically, a movie called Cirque de Freak, Harry and the Half Blood Prince and Bruce Willis’ Surrogates. I had to wait for Tech Support (Steve) to get home to get this repaired. That means I had no idea how any you were progressing with Farmville or what any of you were making for dinner via facebook for nearly SIX HOURS. I don’t have a smart phone. I depend on my computer!

And getting it repaired was no easy task. First it was a 47:52 minute phone call to QWEST who told us why they shut it off and to talk them into turning it back on. Then it was another 40:35 to T-Moble/Lynksys to get the unsecured network (for our internet home phone) secured to ensure that this neighborhood pirate pilfers another ship in the neighborhood.

Let me tell you. It is pretty darn amazing that India can turn my internet on and off. I mean really…stop and think about that. “Tom” from India was speaking to me (Steve) and controlling my computer all the way from India. Wow.

I actually saw steam come out of Steve’s ears he was so frustrated trying to understand commands given in English by someone who spoke it so very poorly. He actually had to go out on the deck and have a cigarette during the phone call (do I need to say just kidding there? You all know we don’t smoke right? That was sarcasm).

Anyway. Two hours later. We have the internet and two secured wireless networks. So walk the plank pirate whomever you are, and don’t be surprised when I come knocking on your door to confront you about it…and you know I will. Either get your own provider or just get freaking Netflix. I mean really its nine dollars a month…and you can access all that crap I know you love. Isn’t it embarrassing that I know what you download? Yes…it is, QWEST e-mailed me your list of downloads. Cirque de Freak? Come on. Really?!?

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Kristin vs Steve what we'd do for $$

Steve and I, as always, were watching Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice the other night. Even though the Donald is utterly ridiculous and the celebrities are so messed up, we really, really enjoy watching it. Most of the episodes boil down to which celebrity team can raise the most money in a single event for charity.

So during last night’s episode Steve challenged me to a fundraising event. Right away my hands and feet went numb, but we both need to raise at least $400 so we can both participate in the Diabetes Tour de Cure and the Bike MS 100 mile race this June. Combined each of us will ride at least 160 miles.

I accepted his challenge and now the race is on between me and Steve to see who can reach their fundraising goal first. With your help and the help of this blog and facebook, I think I can win this as long as some of you don’t go AWOL on me and put your money in Steve’s pot. Steve has his own friends.

Donating is super fast and easy…all you need to do is click this link for MS and this link for Diabetes and have a credit card handy (pick your disease). It takes just seconds. Or if you prefer, you can hand me cash or a check.

To donate online—or to see who is winning, click through the following links:

Kristin MS

Steve MS

Kristin Diabetes

Steve Diabetes

I'll just say it. I need your money. $5, $10, $25 or $50 would all be so helpful. I am willing to work for it too.

Here is what I am willing to do for your money…for a donation of…

$5--I will show you a magic trick. (You should know I took first place in not one, but two Stake Talent Competitions with my award winning magic tricks.

$10—Will get you a piece of jewelry (preferably a ring) cleaned with my jewelry cleaner. It’s very effective. Your ring will look brand new.

$25-- Will get your toenails painted.

$35 Will get your toenails painted and I will a create a cute little flower design for your big toes.

$50 Will get you a full pedicure, including flower, in my home using my jetted foot bath.

To donate click here.

Why MS and Diabetes?
MS: The reason I am riding for MS is because I really do hope to see a cure for this disease in my lifetime. I paid my way through college by working as a home health aide. I visited people in their homes and helped them with their daily shower. For someone suffering from symptoms MS a shower is a big painful deal. It is an unpredictable devastating disease that can strike anyone between usually between the ages of 20 and 50. If I can do anything to help what is currently an incurable disease I feel like I should.

Diabetes: I knew nothing about Juvenile Diabetes until my nephew was diagnosed at age five. Since then I have watched my brother and sister-in-law make tremendous strides to not only keep my nephew’s diabetes under control, but to help others in the school system to understand and be proactive about keeping diabetic kids safe and healthy while they are at school.

It is my hope to also see a cure for Juvenile Diabetes in my lifetime.

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Steve’s equal opportunity message:
I don’t make as many friends as Kristin, but I think mine are more charitable and more generous. Everyone who donates MS or Diabetes through my pages will get a facebook shout out telling everyone what a great person you are. Everyone who donates $25 can get their 2010 taxes prepared. For $50 you can have a free financial analysis of your mortgage, debts, investments, retirement plan. I’ve read Dave Ramsey’s Total Money Makeover and I think I could tell you what he’d say. I’m also willing to do resume updates for donations. Willing to negotiate. All items listed obo.

Again,

Steve MS

Steve Diabetes

Kristin MS

Kristin Diabetes